You know what I'm talkin' about, the kinda dentist that SMILES when he asks, 'Did that hurt?' or the vapid hygienist who lectures you with the foundation/house metaphor for the umpteenth time.
Such talk makes me want to commit suicide or schedule an appointment with some fat dentist with bad breath and a worse attitude. 'Hey Bo, how's your 401 and 457's doing?'Hmmm, took a little dip but the total portfolio balance is gradually recovering, especially the Broad Market Index investments.' 'Cool, I'm doing fairly well with assets in my Diversified International Funds as well as American Real Estate investments.' 'Real interestingŠ Let's do lunch sometime, ciao.' Now I'm planning for retirement along with all of my buddies. Maybe I wanted to see David so that I could look back at my own lost innocence - back when the issues were not so dire and I had energy and hope. both?) Yep, I'm one twisted soul, wounded but not out of the battle quite yet. David Cassidy is one of my guilty pleasures along with the 1910 Fruitgum Company ( 1,2,3 Red Light was the ultimate ode to psychologically coerced sex), Bloodrock ( DOA really did something for me) and the Buoys (what was Timothy really all about.cannibalism?.
